how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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