I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
how drunk are you?
Several
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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