OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I think people are normalizing furries
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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