: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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