the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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