yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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