3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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