i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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