...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
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