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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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