Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
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I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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