now i know why i became what i already was.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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