i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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