I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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