what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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