oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
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