Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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