I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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