I'm eating all of the evidence.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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