I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
