lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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