I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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