How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
bring money and cleavage
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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