I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Randomize
