Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
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I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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