I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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