Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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