Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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