You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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