i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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