is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Randomize
