This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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