Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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