She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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