his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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