You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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