when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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