A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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