dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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