The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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