He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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