Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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