gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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