Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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