Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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