Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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