She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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