Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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