My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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