I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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