Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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