True but thats because hes a fetus.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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