Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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