I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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