I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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