that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
