I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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